I don’t want to be a ho. I don’t want to work, I just want to beat up a bitch for her money!
— Kate, on her first day back in Cali
Sometimes I look at flowers and want to just pick a bunch of them and put ‘em in a vase. But then I think that I’m actually killing the flower and I don’t want to do that. But when I buy them and they’re already dead it’s like I’m just the city morgue.
— Kate, on the subject of flowers
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